Unhinged
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After ten years. Wait, make that thousands of years, the war between the donkeys and the monkeys has escalated to the point where, um, where parrots have turned carnviorous and pigs are forced to wear togas. You see, there's war and chaos and fighting. Lots of fighting. Let's see... oh, there's five factions that have evolved as the chaotic war wages on. We haven't been to this plane before and who knows when we're coming back, so I'm not sure what impact it has with the larger Magic story. I'm sure some object in the world is a piece of Karn somehow. Who am I kidding? There's probably like five of you still reading. Look, I'll be honest with you. Unhinged has no story. There's no novel forthcoming. Nothing has any logic to it. There's no point to anything. It's just funny. It's unlike any Magic expansion you've ever played. Well, except Unglued. It's a lot like Unglued. But bigger. And weirder. And funnier.
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Ass Whuppin' - Foil
Artist: | Card Number: 117/140 | Card Type: Sorcery | Color: Multi-Color | Condition: | Cost: 1WB | Finish: Foil | Language: | Name: Ass Whuppin' | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Collector Protector - Foil
Artist: | Card Number: 7/140 | Card Type: Creature - Human Gamer | Color: White | Condition: | Cost: 3WW | Finish: Foil | Language: | Name: Collector Protector | Pow/Tgh: 2/5 | Rarity: R | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Zzzyxas's Abyss - Foil
Artist: | Card Number: 70/140 | Card Type: Enchantment | Color: Black | Condition: | Cost: 1BB | Finish: Foil | Language: | Name: Zzzyxas's Abyss | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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City of Ass
Artist: | Card Number: 134/140 | Card Type: Land | Color: Land | Condition: | Cost: | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: City of Ass | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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World-Bottling Kit - Foil
Artist: | Card Number: 133/140 | Card Type: Artifact | Color: Artifact | Condition: | Cost: 5 | Finish: Foil | Language: | Name: World-Bottling Kit | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Aesthetic Consultation - Foil
Artist: | Card Number: 48/140 | Card Type: Instant | Color: Black | Condition: | Cost: B | Finish: Foil | Language: | Name: Aesthetic Consultation | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Toy Boat - Foil
Artist: | Card Number: 130/140 | Card Type: Artifact Creature - Ship | Color: Artifact | Condition: | Cost: 3 | Finish: Foil | Language: | Name: Toy Boat | Pow/Tgh: 3/3 | Rarity: U | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Mana Screw - Foil
Artist: | Card Number: 18/140 | Card Type: Artifact | Color: Artifact | Condition: | Cost: 1 | Finish: Foil | Language: | Name: Mana Screw | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Kill! Destroy! - Foil
Artist: | Card Number: 58/140 | Card Type: Instant | Color: Black | Condition: | Cost: 1BB | Finish: Foil | Language: | Name: Kill! Destroy! | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
Artist: | Card Number: 44/140 | Card Type: Legendary Creature - Human Designer | Color: Blue | Condition: | Cost: 3UU | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Richard Garfield, Ph.D. | Pow/Tgh: 2/2 | Rarity: R | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Bad Ass - Foil
Artist: | Card Number: 49/140 | Card Type: Creature - Donkey Zombie | Color: Black | Condition: | Cost: 2BB | Finish: Foil | Language: | Name: Bad Ass | Pow/Tgh: 3{1/2}/1 | Rarity: C | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Rod of Spanking - Foil
Artist: | Card Number: 127/140 | Card Type: Artifact | Color: Artifact | Condition: | Cost: 1 | Finish: Foil | Language: | Name: Rod of Spanking | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Gleemax
Artist: | Card Number: 121/140 | Card Type: Legendary Artifact | Color: Artifact | Condition: | Cost: 1, 000, 000 | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Gleemax | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Johnny, Combo Player
Artist: | Card Number: 35/140 | Card Type: Legendary Creature - Human Gamer | Color: Blue | Condition: | Cost: 2UU | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Johnny, Combo Player | Pow/Tgh: 1/1 | Rarity: R | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Form of the Squirrel
Artist: | Card Number: 96/140 | Card Type: Enchantment | Color: Green | Condition: | Cost: G | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Form of the Squirrel | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Who/What/When/Where/Why
Artist: | Card Number: 120/140 | Card Type: Instant | Color: Multi-Color | Condition: | Cost: | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Who/What/When/Where/Why | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Cheatyface
Artist: | Card Number: 30/140 | Card Type: Creature - Efreet | Color: Blue | Condition: | Cost: UUU | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Cheatyface | Pow/Tgh: 2/2 | Rarity: U | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Carnivorous Death-Parrot - Foil
Artist: | Card Number: 29/140 | Card Type: Creature - Bird | Color: Blue | Condition: | Cost: 1U | Finish: Foil | Language: | Name: Carnivorous Death-Parrot | Pow/Tgh: 2/2 | Rarity: C | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Make This Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental - Foil
Artist: | Card Number: 107/140 | Card Type: Creature - Elemental | Color: Green | Condition: | Cost: 1GG | Finish: Foil | Language: | Name: Our Market Research | Pow/Tgh: 2/2 | Rarity: C | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Mise - Foil
Artist: | Card Number: 38/140 | Card Type: Instant | Color: Blue | Condition: | Cost: U | Finish: Foil | Language: | Name: Mise | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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AWOL - Foil
Artist: | Card Number: 2/140 | Card Type: Instant | Color: White | Condition: | Cost: 2W | Finish: Foil | Language: | Name: AWOL | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Letter Bomb
Artist: | Card Number: 122/140 | Card Type: Artifact | Color: Artifact | Condition: | Cost: 6 | Finish: Regular | Language: | Name: Letter Bomb | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Magical Hacker - Foil
Artist: | Card Number: 37/140 | Card Type: Creature - Human Gamer | Color: Blue | Condition: | Cost: 1U | Finish: Foil | Language: | Name: Magical Hacker | Pow/Tgh: 1/2 | Rarity: U | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Goblin Mime - Foil
Artist: | Card Number: 78/140 | Card Type: Creature - Goblin Mime | Color: Red | Condition: | Cost: 1R | Finish: Foil | Language: | Name: Goblin Mime | Pow/Tgh: 2/2 | Rarity: C | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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Frazzled Editor - Foil
Artist: | Card Number: 77/140 | Card Type: Creature - Human Bureaucrat | Color: Red | Condition: | Cost: 1R | Finish: Foil | Language: | Name: Frazzled Editor | Pow/Tgh: 2/2 | Rarity: C | RelatedLinks: | Set Name: Unhinged
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